what do you think im doing after my nap?

She asked me that over lunch today.Leans over and whispers in my ear all incognito-like. Like how am i supposed to know? So i start guessing random outrageous stuff and shes like "no no no no nooooo" ( in the most sinister 3 year old voice). "Im getting candy out the candy jar". I mean... you just have to see her face.. its scary in every weird way!

we dont steal around this joint

The other night we went, as a family, to my brother and sister in laws house to watch a movie. My first action upon walking in the door is to raid the candy jar! All day, urh day. Lo and behold.. lying there...tempting my senses is Strawberry Orbit. Lawds bless the soul that created that little bit of heaven. Pretty much my favoritest flavor of gum! I took it, being the amazing aunt that I am. Well sweet little LE walks out of her room and into the kitchen to ask her mom if she can get in her candy jar and get me a peice of gum, unbeknownst to her that I'd taken the last piece. Yep... im pretty much a villian around here now. I STOLE her last piece of gum instead of asking and now I get to buy her gum. Punishment! And she reminds me of "stealing my last piece of gum out of candy jar when all you had to do was 'aks', T T. Dont ever ever ever do it again ok?" No more stealing for me.

First Blog Post :)

Thats that chick! Right there, this was like 4 months ago tho

I have made a blog, i mean, isnt blogging the reason why i took typing?.! I love reading em but the thought of making one was a no. But today my niece walked in and she's like "I made you some food home gurl, eat it alright? Is it good ? Huh huh huh ? I made s'ketti and i had to stir and stir it so its good. Gimme the plate and I made dessert which will be good because I made it, OK? Do you want more? Gimme your bowl, im getting you more" *slams the door and goes back to her "kitchen" to come back a few minutes later with more of that 'pink berry' and some "salt" in a salsa bowl. I told her i couldnt eat it and she gives me one of those duck faces and does a hip pop and says "your belly is full, why didnt you tell me before i made it?". She's the sweetest, adorable-est, most understanding kid with a little mean and a little southern in her. Maybe it's because she's my niece but i cant help it! But she's one of the happiest things in my life, fa sho. But I feel like i should be ending this blog here quickly because after her many attempts to get my attention by saying my name in different tones she is now playing in a bowl of glitter....yep. thats mah girl.