what do you think im doing after my nap?

She asked me that over lunch today.Leans over and whispers in my ear all incognito-like. Like how am i supposed to know? So i start guessing random outrageous stuff and shes like "no no no no nooooo" ( in the most sinister 3 year old voice). "Im getting candy out the candy jar". I mean... you just have to see her face.. its scary in every weird way!